Kohl jokes
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.