What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Kmart Jokes
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
