Kmart

Kmart Jokes

Priest

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Johnny Depp

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Michael Jackson

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.