Kinship jokes

What do you call an orphan taking a picture?

A family portrait.

When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?

If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!

What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

What is a selfie of an orphan called?

A family photo.

How come an orphan can't work for SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family photo.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.