Killer Whale jokes
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.