A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
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When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around"
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
Americans: Miles per hour Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me
what did the parent say to mj get off my kid
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common: they both slap their wrist
