Kid in a Wheelchair Jokes

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.