Kid in a Wheelchair jokes

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.