Keyboard jokes
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
lgjhkfgjghlfimh nvRFEDSGZXC7M HUFTDRGCZX ITGFRYDHSC 98I.UKJNTGYFHV O0.IL,KM bnjhsvuxvyhgu6t7jn5rrrrrrrrrrnj
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.