How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
lgjhkfgjghlfimh nvRFEDSGZXC7M HUFTDRGCZX ITGFRYDHSC 98I.UKJNTGYFHV O0.IL,KM bnjhsvuxvyhgu6t7jn5rrrrrrrrrrnj
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
