Key Lime jokes
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
