Key Lime jokes

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Curry.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.