Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
