Kelvin jokes

Water

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If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

Uranus

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Patient to doctor: "Will I be ok, Doc?"

Doctor: "I doubt it. Mercury is in Uranus now."

Patient: "I don't do that astrology stuff."

Doctor: "Nor me. My thermometer just broke."