Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was homeschooled
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
How did hellen Keller know she went to hell? SHE DIDNT
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!
How do u shut Hellen Keller up
U give her mittens
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why did you scream? Oh.... Hellen Keller she tried to cook.... 😨
How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
