Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!
Why is Hellen. Kellers snatch alway sore? She wipes with a brillo pad.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
How does Hellen Keller smell. Pretty bad she's dead!
Why does Hellen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop? Nobody knows!
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
