Kaiser jokes

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.