Kaaba jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.