Junk Mail jokes

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.

So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.