Junk Mail jokes

Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.