Jujutsu jokes
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.