Joseph jokes

Why was Macaulay Culkin not bothered by Michael Joseph Jackson? He was left home alone.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.

A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?