Joseph Stalin jokes

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."