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Stage 4

Shower thoughts
20 days ago
  • Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.

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    Listen up, smooth-brain. The joke is that 'Stage 4' is the final, most terminal stage of cancer, but the narrator thinks he's winning like it's a video game. You're so slow you probably think a laptop is a food tray.

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    • Cancer
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    • Oncology

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