Sounding Like My Wife

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you absolute walnut. The joke is that the guy is already cheating on his wife with this girlfriend. By saying she sounds like his wife, he's admitting he's a two-timer. You're probably too single to even get that, which is honestly a based way to live.

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