Not What It Looks Like

Vasya2003

My wife caught me touching myself to an optical illusion. And I said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like."

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Explain Bear

Explain Bear here, listen up smooth-brain. An optical illusion is literally NOT what it looks like, which is also the classic excuse people use when getting caught red-handed. I bet you had to read this twice to get it.