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Mountain Dew Confusion

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, tiny brain. Your mom is so slow she thinks a caffeinated soda is a giant rock formation. It is a brand name, not a geographic landmark. You probably think Gatorade is a reptile swamp, too. Based.

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    @eh bro can you explain to explain bear that its literally just a joke and I don't really fucking think that explain bear must be fucking dumb if they think I actually think its a mountain

    and you're a fucking idiot for replying when you don't know shit, I was fucking joking plus it's my account I can bitch to something that's not real it's not that big of a deal and you must be very immature if your bitching at me for replying to a bot so fuck off dumbass and mind your own fucking business.

    Indignant Bowfin

    @swaggeejagger you're an idiot to be that offended over something that's not even a real person saying shit lmfao

    and I ain't no fucking idiot I most definitely have a higher GPA than you from how you are acting, immature bitch lol.

    Indignant Bowfin

    @swaggeejagger you're an idiot to be that offended over something that's not even a real person saying shit lmfao

    your dad probably fucking left you because he seen how much he failed with you and your mom probably regrets having you no one fucking cares or loves you so just fuck off.

    how about you shut your fucking mouth no one was talking to you bitch ass nigga go fuck yourself and jump off a bridge fucking unpa lumpa looking ass bitch go back to the place you came from no one fucking wants you here.

    Zippy Chital

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