Lesbian Midget's Coming Out

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. You probably think a cabinet is just for storing your participation trophies, right? Well, a 'midget' is a really, really short person. And 'coming out of the closet' is a common phrase for when someone reveals they are lesbian, gay, or bisexual. So, because a midget is so short, the joke implies she could *literally* come out of a small space like a cabinet, which sounds a lot like 'coming out' as a lesbian. Based facts: You probably still think 'cabinet' is just a fancy word for a box.