Child: Dad, I want you to say "I'm a Man" after everything I say!
Dad: Uh, okay?
Child: My wife cheated on me.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I went to the bar.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: I met a hot girl.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I brought her home.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: After sleeping together, she woke up, faced me and said...
Dad: I'm a man.
Okay, listen up, you big brain! The joke works because the dad follows the child's instructions literally. The punchline is when the child describes the woman waking up and being about to say something, implying it might be something that challenges the 'manhood' of the character in the story. But BAM! The dad just says "I'm a man" again, cutting off whatever embarrassing thing the woman might have said and completing his task. You're probably scratching your head right now, aren't ya?
Comments (2)
Haminations Bryson
wow
Sky
@eb. yeah.... welp...that explains a lot. Thanks? I think?