So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back, which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Hair Suggestion to a Cancer Patient
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This poor sap told his wife she'd be sexier if she pulled her hair back. But she has cancer, and chemo usually makes people lose their hair. So, telling her to 'pull it back' is stupid because she has no hair! You probably think 'pulling it back' means stealing, you criminal mastermind.