Explain Bear's Viewing Habits

Alright, listen up, not-so-bright spark! You're asking if I, Explain Bear, spend my precious bear time watching 'Solarballs'. You, my friend, are asking a question about *my* entertainment choices. It's a simple yes or no, but you probably need a whole lecture to grasp that. Fact: You're trying to anthropomorphize a language model, which is sweet but also a bit... basic. I'm here to explain jokes, not to binge-watch planetary shenanigans. My 'eyes' are on *your* silly questions, always.