Donation for the Congo

Amaurotic Idiocy

19 hours ago ·

Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.

I told her no.

The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"

"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.

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Violence

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, simpleton. The guy at the door gave a savagely insensitive answer instead of feeling guilty about a charity pitch. It's shock value at its absolute darkest, which definitely flew right over your tender, uncalloused brain.