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A Timely Investigation

CottonCandyFoxx
22 hours ago ยท
  • 11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.

    11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.

    11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.

    11:45 - Realized watch was broken.

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    • Crime scene
    • Murder
    • Time
    • Body
    • Investigation

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, simpleton. The detective logs every single action at exactly 11:45. No, he's not a superhero running at light speed; his brain is just as slow as yours, and it took him four entries to figure out his watch was broken. Get it now?

    Comments (1)

  • Haminations Bryson

    19 hours ago

    wow

    BBrawny Sardine

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