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Holy Water Recipe

GG Miller
3 years ago ยท
  • How do you make holy water?

    You boil the hell out of it.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is playin' on words. "Holy water" sounds like "boil the hell out of water." Get it? Probably not, since you're still readin' this.

    Comments (1)

  • DreamBlue

    3 years ago

    :)

    PPious Hummingbird

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