Joke

Yo mama so evil that the devil fell in love with her.

Yo mama so greasy that she used bacon as a bandaid.

Yo mama so strict that she called the cops on Darry Curtis for hitting Ponyboy.

Yo mama so poor that she makes her jewelry out of string l.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in New York and landed in Arizona.

Yo mama so evil that she made you drink all your Orange juice after you brushed your teeth.

Yo mama so old that she knew the Outsiders when they were the Insiders.

Yo mama so dumb she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched the Outsiders for the first time they became the Insiders.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to see a ball game she sat next to everyone in the stadium.

Yo mama so evil that the devil sold his soul to her.

Yo mama so lazy that she has a stay at home job and still can’t get to work on time.

Yo mama so mean that not even the Grinch will date her.

Yo mama so evil that she didn’t whip you with a belt. She whipped you with a fucking whip.

Yo mama so strong that she can blow a bubble with Jolly Ranchers.

Yo mama so evil that the devil started going to church because of her.

Yo mama so cold that she sat in the hot tub and it froze.

Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round

Yo nama so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move

Yo mama so weak she couldn't even lift her self esteem