Mars Versus Africa Scorecard Giggle, Get It?!?

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think this joke is about actual scientific discovery? No way, it's all about makin' fun of how Africa's always losin'. Someone found water on Mars, and it's framed like a sports score where Mars is winnin' over Africa, get it? Mars: 1, Africa: 0. It's a jab, see?