Q. What's the difference between the UCP and a used condom?
A. The condom was actually useful at one point.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. This joke is funny because it compares the UCP to a used condom, implying that the UCP is about as useful as a condom that's already been used. Condoms prevent pregnancy, so they ARE useful. It's an insult, because the UCP is never useful, but the condom IS. Get it? You will, eventually.