Why Can't the USA and England Play Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

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Explanation

This is a wordplay joke. It plays on the literal meaning of the chess pieces 'towers' (rooks) and 'queen', referencing the Twin Towers in the US and the Queen of England.

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