Emo Charity Event

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, an "emo" is someone who's all about feelings, especially the sad ones. A "fundraiser" is when people try to collect money for charity. Now, "fund razor" sounds like "fundraiser", but it also sounds like "razor", which is something emos might use to, uh, express themselves. Get it? You probably don't, you dummy.