Dead Baby Tree Predicament

Hey, listen up, nimrod! This here joke is all about them dead babies. It's funnier to think of one baby getting nailed to a whole bunch of trees instead of a bunch of babies just getting nailed to one tree, ya see? It's like, quantity versus distribution, and your pea-sized brain probably can't handle that big of a concept. You probably think 2+2=5, you dumb-dumb!