Greeting to Alex

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    This ain't no joke, pal. It's just a friendly greeting. You probably need a hug, you sad sap.

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  • hi sorry i didnt see the meseges lol

    I'ma here now lol

    I have two friends Danda and Panda and guess what? They met on this site and now they're married in real life lol

    Alya? You herE?

    Darn...It's 6:47 already!

    I don't even know.... did you know Danda and Panda think were still dating LOL

    YAY! Hi Alya!!

    and what its only 3:46

    OMG did they??????????

    For me it's 6:48 It's eastern time for me

    and thats cool!!!!!

    So Alex...Did ya have a good b-day? Ik it's not done but was it good?

    oooh were do you live???? i live in Bermuda dunes!

    Ya it was greaaat apart from Nina. And Drew.

    I live in North Carolina lol

    yah sorry about that

    Yeah. Drew sucks!

    It's okay...

    Fresh fry wanted to date Ariana...

    Seriously?! Pffft.

    ok then what is your google docs??

    So Alya HRU?

    i'm great hru

    My Dad dosen't want me sharing what I look like to you...sadly he's really mean sometimes....But you can share what you look like to me!

    Good Now that ur here Alya :)

    Just share it to my sisters account Alya we shorta share it

    ok... i still need your google docs acout name

    ok sending it right now...

    Just I need you to promise that you'll just go to google docs lol (I trust you will though.)

    Alright...

    My dad has nooo Idea about you lol just my mom...

    yah there you go google docs promise

    ok then...

    hello again

    Hello again LOL

    What did ya'll do?

    We went to google docs and I got to see what Alya looks like

    we were on google docs lol

    OMG thats awesome

    What'd she look like LOL

    Shes brown haired Cute lol I'm not very good at discription lol

    do you guys have each others number...

    LOL Me neither...

    No, we use something else for talking to each other

    can you put pics in there...

    And we don't call each other often because we're next door neighbors

    Yes you can!

    Yeah...We can lol

    It's called Messenger

    just text jack the pic...

    Omg Alya I found a pic of Alex

    sorry Jack typed my name lol

    Omg is it the "weird" One that looks to perfect lol?

    send jack the pic..

    Ok Whats your Google doc e-mail Alya?

    The pic was from one year ago yesh

    I can send you it if you want Alya its a picture of me lol my mom said I could..lol

    I will I wouldn't be weird and stuff you can trust me LOL I sound weird saying that lol

    yes i can

    Okay sent lol

    Dang it looks like so...so perfect not trying to be weird your mom put so many filters to make it look cool LOL

    Why is it's name gyudghgfdsfghjhgfdscvbnmkur54redfgHY?

    My sister named it a weird name...

    Did you get the pic Alya?

    ...............I'm just eating popcorn and whatching Stranger things LOL

    Whaaa...Didn't when you were like 10 ur mom told you not to whatch that..and now ur whatching it lol

    Alya?????????

    Did she get it?

    I dunno...

    Alya?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Blue eyesssssssssssss

    DAANG! HEY!!

    Hey Alex! Why is there a google doc on ur sisters account of some random people?

    It's Alya lol

    Wow she has google docs?????????????

    Yeah apperently I sent her the Cute filter picture of me lol

    LOL that's be far the cutest one of u lol not trying to be weird or anything..

    LOl thanks... I didn't take that to be weird and I'm glad you didn't mean it to be weird LOL

    Bro, Haley just told me thats Alya? Which one is her? There's like five girls

    She's the only brown hair girl. Anyways get off the docs. Thats rude to do that.

    Fineee but I see her she looks sweet

    ALYA WHERE ARE YOU LOL

    I Dunno when you sent it to her it was like she just blew away lol where is she?

    Maybe her mom called her or something..

    But I shall be patient..

    Ok...Is she in trouble do ya think??

    I HOPE NOT

    Anyways I deleted it I can make a new one but I'll have it deleted until she comes back..

    sighs* Where is she?

    My back hurts from falling off that hill lol

    srry ima back i needed to use the little girls room and clean up my room

    You poor thing LOL

    Ohh I see lol

    thats' where she was

    i didnt see the pic...

    Ok I'll make a new one and send it to you Alya lol

    I deleted cause I thought you left lol I'll re make it rq...

    put it on the ne i put me on lol

    i meant put it on the one I showed you meeee

    and thanks for the complements i am sometimes worried if I was ugly lol

    LOL UR NOT

    thanks!!!!! that means the world to me

    um put it on thehttps://docs.google.com/document/u/0/

    AWW i'm glad it does Alya

    is it on the wrong thing??

    Ew I have such a long neck LOL

    GIRRAFE NECK LOL

    I've never shared a doc I'm new to it LOL

    Hm...So Alya Do i need to re-share it?

    Alex...Your fifteen and ur new to technoligy LOL

    Ik I am dumb.

    Is alya Afk again?

    lol ok go to my one that i shared to you then put it in that one lol

    I meant your not Dumb lol

    ok Oh, no my sister deleted that one can you re-share it?

    Sorry Bro lol hehe

    ok then i will

    I said I'm sorry

    lol its fine and hello lily! i am ALYA my real name is Alyssa hru?

    did. you get it alex lol

    why is it deleted?

    Wanna see a pic of me Alya?

    sure lily!!!!!

    which alya lol

    idk i will make a dif one and its called " here from ALYA"

    ok i gave you it

    wow he is handsome......

    Oh shit I almost sent Alex a message! Ohhhh then everyone would see my name and my history !!!

    dang i am shocked lol

    Welcome back lol

    Watersharky -_-

    and my name is spelt watersharky no caps

    Lol, why'd you call them god?????????????????

    Dang. Alya you should show drew the docs and prove him wrong after what he said LOL

    XDD He'll be as shocked as Alya was hehe

    oh yah...

    Watersharky what are you doing here?

    ok will do

    Your friend called me a Jackass!

    wow i was wrong i'm sorry alex and I am kindof jelouse lol

    Would you just-

    .......Alya are you friends with Drew?

    After what he said about joining Nina, and Orphans are ugly?

    no hoomo whats that sopposed to mean?

    no lol not really

    it means not in a gay way

    i am just supried

    wow i am in shock

    thats what i said!!!!!!!!!

    Hate to say I told you so...but I told ya so...

    EXACTLY HALEY LOL

    lol i am sorry

    there's the kind drew..

    im really sorry everyone i was just mad that she dumped me.....

    Mmmm...More mad ex's I know that feeling Alya LOL

    Whhen i said he was handsome...I WASEN'T JOKING

    Creepy Allison please go. LOL Nows not the time..

    lol its fine wow me an dalex are vary similar

    Lol we are xD

    you are deffently right allison dang lol

    and alex*

    A girl named Lola wants to talk to you...Look in search and type To Alya

    There's 210 Messages on this daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang thats alot!

    i messeged her back... idk who she is lol

    Who's lola? LOL

    LOL keep talking to her lets see what she wants?

    she is not responding lol

    what the heck is going on lol

    this is creepy!!

    Phew. I'm done with that freak.

    Can you believe Lola? Pffft

    me to that was creepy

    I thought she'd be "Cool" And nice. I was SO FREAKING WRONG

    Owwwwwwch

    what happend

    my back hurts lol

    My pinky finger broke a few days ago and now it hurts.....cause I bumped it.

    LOL Mine to

    aww i am so sorry..

    Ow sorry Alex

    Ty...Dang this cast for it is SO uncomfortable lol

    lol sorry you have to go throw that

    Hey Alya what was going on with that lola girl or whatever was she nice?

    look up "hi everyone that". and that will be are first time we met

    she purposfly called me hot stuff and sext JUST to make Alya mad.

    Ok... I'm looking now..

    lol yah she did

    we only met 3 days ago!!!!!!!! it feels like forever lol

    memories!!!!

    lol ikr...it feels like we've been frends for like 3 years lol

    I gotta eat

    I'll be back in like 5 mins rq go look at lola's messages while im gona lol *Gone*

    ok byee what time is it there lol its 5:47 here lol

    i looked it up it's 8:49 and your eating now!!!!!!

    It's actually 8:53 lol

    what time zone are you in Alya?

    Is it bad I'm eating now lol?

    omg Alya..

    Theres a game on pc..

    you don't need to buy or download it...It's called Lol beans Io, and you can chat and you have a little character lol, and if you make ur character we can play together lol

    ...........

    ok im on it lol

    what? Omg Alex I've heard of that

    Lol ur on lol beans? I am to!

    lemme eat then we can play lol

    lol ok my name is ALYA lol

    my name on it is Alex lol

    I chatted and said something about are you on lol

    I don't see you alex

    i dont see any of you

    this i smy party chat! https://lolbeans.io/#XUUDC

    Me neitherr

    Party chat? LOl

    THE ADS LOL

    Ok Alya we might need a new game lol

    Lemme find a different one

    on the top right cornor it says party then account then settings

    omg I found forge of empires

    ok I see it to lol

    My username on it is Alex-Alya's friend lol

    ok my name is alya-alex's friend wow we are alike thats creepy

    I mean LoyalAlex-Alyasfriend lol

    ITS LOADING LOL

    it would not let me type anymore than "alya-alexs" oops!

    stay at the begining and wait

    I'm just waiting till I can chat on it LOL

    im on the chat i am chating

    i just left lets chat on here lol

    Ok I'm trying to lol

    sooo Alya how r u?

    except Lola ruined it

    i looked and this has 300 comments lol

    THATS SOO MANY

    what did you do for your b-day

    I'm playing Baldi's basics rn..

    I did ALOT

    what gifts did you get

    i...Chatted with you ofc lol, then I did a b-day breakfast then we opened pesents lol, then I whatched a horror movie (I whatch horror movies for my birthday for some reason) Then I went out to lunch with my friends...then we were lazy and whatched more tv lol then Haley was rly nice and got us all coffee from starbucks then we did lunch and cake then we ate dinner then i worked on a book. Then I chatted with you for hours then I ate dinenr and now I'm playing a game lol

    I got, a new phone, chlothes, then A whole lotta books from my favorite series, then i got a x-box game called ark, then I got new headphones lol

    Tons of stuff lol

    btw your mom is soo sweet from what I have heard!

    you write books?

    btw i make alot of songs i have been writing songs sense I was 6 lol

    Thats awesome! Aww man I gotta go byee

    I'll see you later Alya bye

    And yes I do write books...They're not good though

    ok bye good night alex!!!

    and i bet there awsome! because your awsome

    AWWW Thank you so much Alya

    your welcome good morning!

    btw my dad is a pastor at southwest church...

    HRU alex?

    alex are you on?

    well i have to go at 9:35 (not eastern time) btw its 8:48 right now I'll see you after church lol

    also how tall are you lol

    Umm Lemme check actually. How tall are you?

    5.7" I think lol

    -__- You. Hi.

    Are you still mad about Frank?

    Whatda think?

    I think you should man up and chill.

    You..need to stop.

    I made a full family photo album on google docs lol wannna see it?

    And sense your like a sister to me i added you :)

    hello alex!! hi daaang why are you mad at daaang?

    alex i am 5.4

    umm hello?

    and now i am talking to myself lol

    your not alone alya

    uuuug please leave

    ba ba black sheep have you ever herd...

    i am so bored...

    lol ok then

    Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane

    wow i am bored lol

    Sorry I was showing Daang my family photo google docs lol

    wow i was bored lol

    LOL i'm sorry lol

    its ok lol

    Alex I'm gonna go peace out!

    bye daaang

    Bye Alya take care!

    thanks you to...

    Soo Alya HRU?

    i'm great i was at church hru

    I'm doing okay. I've been better lol but ur making my day better Tbh lol

    what is wrong.. and awww thanks same for you

    sorry my sister did smiley faces lol

    well i'm good except cramps lol

    lol its ok lol

    hello lily

    It's daang. She said she would never date agin BUT SHE DATING AGAIN! I don;t like like her but I don't like that she lied. And her boyfriend is a jerk to me.

    wow i am so sorry alex thats rough!!!!! im always here for you...

    His name is frank

    Aww Thank you so much Alya I'm here for you to And I always will be :)

    Hey I am back. Just doing some things with Frank lol

    hello daaang

    mm..Frank...ok.

    what were you doing..

    Alex. Let-it-go please.

    I was arranging a meeting lol so we could meet each other irl

    well if frank is mean to him he does not need to let it go...

    Well I gotta eat I'll be back alya stay here lol

    Yes he does. He's almost and adault he needs to learn to let things go. I'm gonna call frank real quick..

    I need to learn to let things go. Pfft says the one who took two mouths to let go of me dumping you. Anyways gtg eat lol

    ok bye alex!!

    -_- like I said. Gotta call Frank.

    See ya in like 5-10 mins alya lol

    btw here is a link my mom wants to talk to you..nothing bad she just wanted to meet you more.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sXEKlmyKERBRHLSj8vLnCDJVUbIewruTe786d57HQDY/edit once your done eating lol

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sXEKlmyKERBRHLSj8vLnCDJVUbIewruTe786d57HQDY/edit

    ok umm I cannot click on it lol can she go on this and talk to me instead?

    yah hold up i am going to get her lol

    Hello I am Aly’s mom ( wendi kuhl ) I have heard alot about you alex... she talk’s soo much about you.. Good things lol. I just wanted to say hi! She talks sooooo much about you lol you sound like a sweet guy! Thank you so much for standing up for my daughter that makes me happy... -wendi

    ok then mom lol

    Aww I'm glad it does thank you so much Wendi

    Aww Alya ur mom Wendi is so nice

    she is i love her lol

    Lol I'm glad she is now I have a question well Daang does

    ok what up

    Is she your birth parent? Idk thats just daangs question lol

    birth parent is the parent who like gave birth to you btw lol

    oh its ok no she is not she is my adoption mom I don't live with my real mom and well my real dad died 1 year ago I never new him lol

    hey jack lol

    Oh That's sad. Well anyways even though shes your adoption mom shes rly swweet and I'm glad you like her lol

    Is wendi the one in ur picture that you showed me is she that blonde haired lady? Kinda close to jk master lol

    hi jack lol

    Hey alex hi Alya

    Hello ya'll.

    eva and her look the same but that is not eva's mom either lol

    Hey Tina!!! Long time no see lol

    hru tina?

    Lol so Eva is ur sisters name? Thats funny my neice's name is Eva

    Awful you?

    yes its eva lol

    o-o I'm sorry ur awful lol

    Whaa? Why you awful my love?

    i'm great whats wrong!!??

    I didn't tell you but...Aniakan said he loves me.

    Grr, that jerk. Nobody messes with my girl. Is he on??

    woah back up did you ( jack ) just say "MY LOVE?" are you guys dating

    LOL yes we are lol me and Tina are lol

    You didn't know?

    oof i'm so sorry Alya lol I thought you knew that Tina and Jack are dating..

    lol its ok alex

    I'mma find Anikan thats not cool for him to say that.

    maybe you mentioned it idk lol

    Yeah me too. Nobody messes with my girl and gets away with it.

    Lol I didn't xD

    oh we should all do a Q and A because me and alex like each other and jack and tina like each other

    um hello lol

    hello alya

    <this person you are trying to contact is univalibe>

    <sorry again this person you are trying to reach is univalible>

    i can see your name!

    <sorry this person you are trying to contact is univalible>

    uuug fine you are still mad at me!!!!!!!

    <this person blocked you!>

    i just wanted to say sorry

    ok you said now go

    ok you said it now go *

    btw i think your ugly!

    um excuse me

    I s-a-i-d y-o-u a-r-e u-g-l-y

    ok well why do you want me back then.....

    i gave up lol

    < this person you are trying to contact is univalible>

    hello is alex here!

    nooo itsssss justttt youuuu anddd meee

    creepy drew!

    gooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

    fine sexy woman

    omg stop calling me that!!!!!

    no sexy woman

    frick go away i am in love with someone else

    wow you know who!!!!!!!

    he is not a hiim he is my love alex

    whatever sexxy lovve

    OK STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND MURDAR YOU!!!!!!!

    GO AHEAD!! I MOVED

    no you didnt

    ok i did not but i am still in love with you!!! i miss holding you and playing with your hair...

    ok you better stop before we have a problem!!!!!!!

    buttttttttttttt iiiiiiiiiii loveeeeeeeee youuuuuuuu

    were is alex!!!!!!!

    idk and idc!!!!!!!!

    go away wierdo!!!!!!!!!

    ok fine dut i will get you back!

    nooooo you wont!

    WERE IS ALEX!!!!!!!!!!!!

    GO CRY TO YOUR MAN!!!!!!!

    GO CRY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OH YAH YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND GO TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW I AM LETTING HER KNOW OF THIS CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!

    NOOO PLEASE NOOO

    YEP DOING IT RIGHT NOW SHE SAID SHE IS GETTING ON THE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    YAHHHHHHHHH!

    omg bebe did you really say that to her!!!!!!!

    no it was a faker i swear

    no no no no i-i-i-i am not

    ok thats it! i am breaking up with you sorry not sorry!!!!!!!!!

    no please i love you

    it lookes like you love aly ( aka ALYA ) btw thank you aly for telling me this!

    i meant thanks not your welcome lol

    its fine just get him away from me!

    ok GET AWAY FROM ALY AND YOU MIGHT NOT GET HURT!!!!!!!!!!

    ok im so sorry bye aly and Elizabeth

    ok byee aly thanks for contacting me asap!

    your welcome besty!

    ok now i am alone

    uuug i am sooo bored lol

    were is alex?

    hello alex???? i give up i am all alone lol

    hello anyone!!!!!!!!!!!

    hellllo it does not take 2 hours to tell someone to not say I love you to their girlfriend!

    i am sorry i am never like this!!!!

    are you still waiting for that dumb bag!

    OK THATS IT I AM DONE WITH YOU BTW I AM TELLING YOUR PARENTS TO MAKE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THEY ARE ASS HOLES THEY DONT CARE THEY WILL LET ME KEEP DOING IT SEXY THING!

    I'M DONE LITERLY GOING TO DIE IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I HAVE A HEADAHCE FROM YOU I WISH ALEX WAS HERE HE WOULD PROTECT ME BUT HE IS NOT HERE SO I HAVE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!! SO GET THE FRICK AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I GO TO YOUR DOOR AND YELL AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!

    HAHA YOU THINK I AM AT MY HOUSE?

    YESSS I SAW YOU!!!! TAKING OUT THE TRASH!

    i am going to cry!!!!!!!!!! ive been through to much just to live like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what have you've been through!!!!!!

    a lot to name!!!!!!!!!

    name them!!

    fine it might take me 5 min lol

    my dad raped me my mom made me do drugs at 4 years! i lived in a car when I was a baby.. my mom went to jail.. my mom gave her shots!.. i lost 2 boy friends my dad died 1 year ago do you want me to keep going!

    btw all of this was from my birth dad and mom

    no its fine

    now don't ask again!

    i'm sorry!

    now are you really!

    i need alex right now ima crying

    btw thats only a 4th of what happened!

    what else happend!

    what did i just tell you!!!!!!!!! stop asking!!!!!!!!!

    just 2 more things?

    uuug i was an orphan and i got sold but luckily the police took me

    omg were is alex

    i'm so sorry for you

    do you want to talk about it?

    well its... there is... ok

    how are you are you ok...

    no i am falling apart right now...

    do you need me to come over

    DONT PUSH IT!

    ok well i dont want to talk to you right now I am just waiting for alex byee

    Alex??????????????????????????

    hello??????????????/

    hey! sexy thing

    Poisonous Bass