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I didn’t know what to put dont put hate comments here .-.

Ps. Have a good day .-.

yeah and happy b-day hope u get everything you want! :)

I just wanted gift cards so i could buy what i wanted :/

oh do u have a bf and ur a girl right?

I gotta switch classes in like 2 min

ok add me after school its gonna be chalkyfrog_tj i just got the app yestarday so there will be no pfp

My phone is dead so ill have to add u

oh ok wow thats pretty wacky

we havnt even started school yet, but can i ask u somthing?

um ik we just met and all and we kinda good friends already uk.

I think i see where this is going

ok well i want a gf :l and u seem really nice u see wut im saying?

so is that a yes or a no?

U seem nice but idk you when we talk more then maybe 🤧

NOOOOO I GOT A EMAIL ON MY SCHOOL IPAD AND MY SISTER SAID MY PHONE WAS WASHED

look up the yt chalky frog12 then you will know wut i look like

Yea also u got a Minecraft pfp for ur yt?

yes i do have mincraft pfp

do the yesir one and the base ball one

What video u want me to watch tho ;/

do the 2 ones that were 14hr ago

For the yesir 1 was the start 1 ur face?

thx and no the start was my friend srry i had to do somthing

do the other one that was 14 hr ago

the one that is 2:44 long

really hang on ill type the link in

I gtg for lunch ill be back in 20-30 min

ok srry i was doing math and yeah wats ur yt?

I didn’t upload or anything tho

nice i really really like u already :)

thats a hot name my is tanner (tj) for short

I know a lot of people named tj but not tanner and thats a cute name

thx wait just tell me ur yt ill find it

It’s M00NlL1GHT with some Japanese symbols :/

I’m in person for school rn aswell

oh nice, u wanna know somthin

tbh i just wanna have sex

i mean no just but just really want to uk

ok but yea i just kinda want to have sex

For me i wanna Wait till I’m 16 .-.

yeah im going to wait till 16 but i just really want it

I wanna draw sum on sketch book .-. I’m good at drawing to wanna see sum i drew for my brothers yt me and my brother have the same name but he is my step brother btw .-.

yea :) ok brb in like 15min

Copy and paste it in ur browser also i might leave soon to walk home from school bc it ends in 8 min

I let my brother take the credit 4 drawing tho .-.

And ill be back in 4 min i gotta walk home

I’m off school in 2 min and I’m just staring at the clockkkkkkkkkkk

I’m leaving ill be back in 10-20 min

ok well i hope u had a good day at school :)

My friend offered me a edible on my walk home ;-;

NOOOOOOO MY PHONE DOESNT WORK REMEMBER WHEN I SAID IT WAS IN THE WASHER WELL IT DOESNT WORK ANYMORE

A edible is a candy for example a gummy that has stuff to make u high ;-;

I’d u watch my drawing on my brothers yt yet?

NOOOOOOO that sucks about your phone im really srry :/. and AN EDIBLE MAKES U HIGH??? TF Y DID U EAT IT

I would’ve died bc it had 148 milligrams in it

yes i did its really cool

Thx!!! :) everyone says I’m good at drawing

wait so ic add u on snap? :(

I am gonna buy myself a new phone bc i have my own money to do it

damn it at least we got yt

damn it :( i would have helped ya

ok i might have to for 45min

oh ok :) u scared me kinda

ok but wut were u waching on yt?

My friend wants me to play fortnite .-.

good :) ur the one person i really like to talk to

godamn i wish u sent them to me :(

nooooo quik make a yt of u on ur i pad

Hey guys yall just texting like crazy on here

Idk how yall literally became like online bf an gf over a dark humor site

aye wsp guys srry i just got back from lunch lol. my day has been good hbu?

My dogs where gonna have 7 puppies but turns out 6/7 of them died 🤧

omg really that sucks im srry

It’s ok nothing we can do about it 😕

oh well i might make a vid on my yt showing my pee pee ;)

oohhhhhhhhhhhhh ok yeah but im really only doing it for 1 person

ok ok r u still gonna chat?

oh ok i honestly dk if i should show my thing on yt tho

You do whatever u feel comfortable with

まべ　ぺろば病院　のち

After Mabe Peroba Hospital?

ok well i gtg soon but do u actully like me, (love) bc i do but idk if really do...

🤷‍♀️ never thought about it

I mean honestly u seem cool and chill yk but i never really thought abt it

ok well then think about it in the next 30min

My user is LookupANlive but it’s my dads acc my Xbox

yes i do ply xbox my acc name Chalkyfrog11 it has a pfp of a hexigon with eyeballs

and cannnnnn u plzzzzzzz answer me do u (love) me, like enoph were u wanna see me irl

ok srry i had to go some where but like does that mean u love me

ur 2hr ahead of me it just got to 7:49 fr me and hey

oh so none of us r in the same time zone but were all pretty close lol

idk i think woah man is at least 1hr ahead

so that means she 3hr ahead me

Idk I get out of wednesdays early so maybe she gets that aswell?? I still have like 30 minutes tho

oh its only 10:00 for me and we get out at 2:00

well looks like u shouldve gotten out by know lol

My bad I’m doing big exams thats y I haven’t been talking

welp Im here again and fresh isnt awake and woah is doing exams so yea

yeah i just woke up wsp bro

hang lemme google translate

what r u getting exams on?

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yea ima go to P.E. in a sec brb

yea ik its the first period we have then we have math -_-

I only get 3 periods for school and we do 1-3 Monday and Thursday and we do 3-6 Friday Tuesday and Wednesday its 1-6

really we get 5 periods bruhhhh

OOOOOOOOHHHHH? wut o0oooO0oooh?

Hi everyone?

I hate the people that comment on jokes like orphan jokes saying hate comments but they came on this site made for dark humor jokes .-.

Ik but like fr why do they put hate comments on a site for dark humor jokes

i just put those comments so id have 30 ppl saying that im a bich. but yes i agree

have yall added eachother on snap yet or is woah's phone still not working

im still waiting for her 2 get a knew one

ok hear ill fix it ello ello ello ello ello

well wuts wrong like u never talk

r u still going threw exams????

me and id wut to put here r really bored :c plzzzzzzzzzz just stop doing exams

damn it well whatever btw ello

Ive been distracted a lot recently mb

woah if u dont have a phone unless u have like a pc tbh most ppl would be on their school chromebooks so I would think u would talk more often???

yeah same im ALWAYS on my school chromebook unless im not in school

Yea i just dont check these websites often anymore

oh i havnt checked at all today my bad

jk Im here again but I bet yall left Idk y I just felt like checking again not that Ill do it often anymore but ye

Wonder if anyone’s still here .-.

oh hi i checked for the first time after over a week soo

dam.... that's a lot of comments.

Name's Sarah, how you guys doing?