My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a kid who is killing other kids by putting them in a chest and throwing them in a river. It's supposed to be funny because it's so messed up. And you, listening to this, are probably not the sharpest tool in the shed if you didn't get it right away.