Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Comments (6)
AvrilLavigne
Yo mama so fat that when she wore her yellow dress people thought she was the sun.
WhatTheHell
Yo mama so ugly that she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.
Smile
Yo mama so stupid that when her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper she got out a hen and raped her.
WishYouWereHere
Yo mama so stupid that when her teacher told her to do an essay she went home and fucked a Mexican.
Fsufsffs
Your so ugly your mom got slapped by the doctor
Anonymous
This is the best joke I've heard in ages like 4 5 years ago