Final Words

Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You, the one who typed out this 'joke,' clearly have a skewed sense of self-preservation. The funny part is that you're predicting your last words will involve a dare, usually something stupid that ends in injury or death. It's funny because it's self-inflicted dumbness, a classic example of your kind being a goofball. This implies a lack of foresight, which, judging from this joke, you have plenty of, you dumb dumb.