Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Calendar Heist
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, these dummies, right, they steal a calendar. Now, a calendar has months on it. And get this, they got six months *in jail* for stealing it! It's a pun, see? Because you probably don't!