Morbid jokes

Anonymous

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

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OMG!!!

J

OHHHH!!!!! POOR JOHNNY!!!!! JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA OH WAIT WHICH ONE!!!! OHHHH!!!!!

B

Oof

G

you stole this joke from demolition ranch

J

the story of dick chainey

Y

“Make sure he’s dead!” Silence. BAM! “Yeah,he’s dead.”

M

Wonder how much time he would get because he's so dumb he shot his friend

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Wow just wow

M

Literaly just did this joke. Lol.

R

Thats my name.

C

Haha! Ohhh I love this one

H

I Did What I Was Told To Do 😂😂

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did he tell you the hunter was a blonde to?

B

Wow

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Gay

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Lol best one of 2020!

M

I think we all have heard that joke some point in our lives, why are you trying to take credit for it?

R

lol stupidest misunderstanding 😒

C

a emergency receiver would never say that >:(

J

I like this joke :)

H

If he wasn’t dead before, he sure is now... Good joke!

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what an idiot

T

Ok, that is just dumb to do such a thing. It's basically like you are trapped on an island and killed your only pal.

H

ouch why did u have to kill me I only fainted bc I saw u

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