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Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”

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The humor is in the dark twist of the 911 operator's instructions. Instead of a medical evaluation, they suggest the hunter confirm death by killing his friend, which is absurd and shocking. It plays on the literal interpretation of ‘make sure he is dead’.

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OHHHH!!!!! POOR JOHNNY!!!!! JOHNNY JOHNNY YES PAPA OH WAIT WHICH ONE!!!! OHHHH!!!!!

you stole this joke from demolition ranch

the story of dick chainey

“Make sure he’s dead!” Silence. BAM! “Yeah,he’s dead.”

Wonder how much time he would get because he's so dumb he shot his friend

Literaly just did this joke. Lol.

Thats my name.

I Did What I Was Told To Do 😂😂

did he tell you the hunter was a blonde to?

Lol best one of 2020!

I think we all have heard that joke some point in our lives, why are you trying to take credit for it?

lol stupidest misunderstanding 😒

If he wasn’t dead before, he sure is now...

Good joke!

Ok, that is just dumb to do such a thing. It's basically like you are trapped on an island and killed your only pal.

ouch why did u have to kill me I only fainted bc I saw u

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SITTING IN MY ROOM SUPPOSED TO BE IN ONLINE CLASSES BUT INSTEAD IM READING THIS LMFAO where did my life go wrong XD

I love how we just find random sites like this

Ok listen, I don't regret it, but why?

Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....

exhibit one: me and my friend (Also fuck grammer so dont come at me)

Great. Another stolen joke. Try to think of something original.

PoPo can't charge him when they told him to make sure he was dead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lol rip johny

johny johny yes papa eating shugar no papa don't lie

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