Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
The Darkness Fears Chuck Norris
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Listen, you dimwit. You, Limping Idiot 143, thought this up? You probably trip over your own feet daily. This 'joke' implies Chuck Norris is so tough that even the darkness is scared of him. It's not about him being scared; it's about him being the ultimate alpha predator that even abstract concepts like darkness fear. Think of it like a bear so powerful that even shadows are trembling. But you probably wouldn't understand that, would you?