Joke

funny

Yo mama so fat that she can’t even get through the front door.

Yo mama so fat that her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that you have to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama so fat that every time she gets in an elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tries to use an escalator it turns into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 men to conceive you.

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 men to birth her.

Yo mama so fat that it took 5 people to get her into her wedding dress.

Yo mama so fat that she sleeps in every room in the entire house.

Yo mama so fat that every time she goes to the bathroom, the toilet cracks.

Yo mama so fat that every time she jumps into the air she gets stuck.