Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
