Joe bidden jokes
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.