Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
