why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What is a jedis favourite Italian dessert. Obi wan Cannoli
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
