Jarry jokes

"Fuck me, Jarry."

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick