Jamal jokes

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Jamal

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.